Laporta leaves the club
Upset, distressed, and sad
He failed to sign the Cesc
He still can’t understand.
He always dreamed to be
The one who set him free
That Catalan hostage who
He promised to rescue.
………………………………
Wenger was also down
When Laporta left the crown
He thought the story will end
There’ll be no Cesc’s trend
No more he can whine
And scream:”Cesc is mine!
Barca is just a spine!
they really crossed the line!”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules’ crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
And you really really thought
That’s the end of all the pain
If that’s what you sought
You better think again
Once more they had to meet
And fight for a flesh of meat
The mature Sandro and Wenger
Where showing each other the finger
Sandro grabbed Cesc’s arm
“Wenger! LET-HIM-GO!”
Wenger, like red alarm:
“Never! NO NO! NO NO!”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules’ crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
Wenger took Cesc aside
And started to preach with pride
“Remember, you was a child
And your football life was hard
Then I made my magic tap
So you end up on my lap
I spent sleepless nights
So you reach the glorious heights
Don’t dare to leave me now
That’s what I’ll not allow”
Cesc’s respond was clear
A smile, a hug, a tear
“I will never let you down
I will never leave your town”
Sandro called for him
Cesc made a skim
They had a Catalan talk
While Wenger can only gawk
“You listen to me now”
Sandro calmly said
“You will never know how
But your parents will be died
If you don’t return among
people where you belong”
Cesc’s respond was clear
A smile, a hug, a tear
“Save me from my shame
So I honor my Catalan name”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
Then a fan who is not a Gooner
But hates the Cules so much
He refused to be a viewer
And decided to stamp his touch
He felt this is a chance
To bash that Barca stance
A team he envied for long
For being attractive and strong
“You are classless” he said
“You should be ashamed instead
My club will never do so
That’s so rude and so low
My club is better than yours”
He’s glad, he finally scores.
From the publics’ rolling eyes
You can figure the facts from lies.
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
Then an anti-Gooners dude
Decided to give his take
After being rationally screwed
By the Gooner’s football quake
“Your club is titles-free
That’s the best that you can be
You must release the boy
To move where he can enjoy
He is a Catalan man
He is not your slave or toy
He’ll do whatever he can
His dreams you can’t destroy”
He just want Cesc to leave
So the team turns so weak
And the Gooners live the grieve
They caused week after week.
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
A tabloid posted news
That left some deeper bruise
To win some more views
They had this claim to use:
“A Catalan child was born”
And raised a passive claim
Gooners roared the horn
"Cesc" was the infant's name!
Since when Catalans choose
This name for their child!
And Gooners’ angry boos
“This case should be filed!”
“That’s only Sandro’s fault
He is filling the wound with salt”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
A Barca player was talking
Live on "The public" TV
announcing Cesc’s signing
As clear as it could be
An angry bitching Gooner
Was met by a Cule’s smile
He asked him to be cooler
And started to preach in style
“It’s not what you saw
So stop showing your claw
Cheer up for god’s sake!
He didn’t say it, that’s fake!”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
“Just remember your time
With pique and with Messi
What a beautiful football rhyme
Then Arsene made it Messy”
“ Here you are the head
There you’ll be the tail!
Who will you play instead?
Xavi or the pale?!”
………………………………
“We’re more than a club”
Hymned the Cules crew.
On the same blogging pub
The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”
………………………………
This ramble will no doubt
continue. It won't end here.
Lots to write about
So stay tuned. Have no fear.
The circus is so “Swanky”
Between the monkey and donkey!
Stephan Said,
Why does the Cesc case make you so emotional? Barcelona are eagerly chasing a players, the club doesn't want to sell. What is the difference between this and if Barcelona were chasing another big player which the club didn't want to sell?
Posted on July 14, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Ramzi Said,
As you probably noticed, Stephan, I barely comment on transfer rumors or news. I don’t like it. When a player is officially signed or sold, that’s when I comment. So for a rumor to force me to publish two posts about it in a row, that’s an indication it’s not just another one.
Since the beginning of the summer, it’s the same thing day in day out. Whining Arsenal fans, Defending Barca fans, interpreted tabloid headings, aren’t you sick of it? Seriously. Now imagine someone like me who don’t even want Cesc at Barcelona. Now you know.
As I mentioned on Barcelona blog this morning that what I call the “Alcoholic impact” of Cesc(read my previous post here), makes everyone ramble nonsensically.
I wish one of the following to happen:
1) If Barcelona is still interested in Cesc-and I hope not- I hope they offer the biggest deal they are willing to offer (at the moment I don’t care how overpriced that will be, just finish this. Either deal done or (move to pint two).
2) If Barca are not going to meet Arsenal demands, they must announce publicly “We swear -and let a crocodile eat our heads if we are lying- we will not sign Cesc”. Maybe, the Spanish media shut up, and Arsenal fans calm down (and we start a relaxing preseason vacation, is that too much to ask for?).
3) I dont mind that -instead of Barca announcing it, let Cesc do so. He can say:”This story hurts Arsenal fans and I can’t be part of it” or any bullshit that will help creating better vibes for him at Arsenal to perform well next season. Sure Arsenal fans will shower Barca blogs with victorious chants, but as usual: Who care.
4) If Barca are really tabbing Cesc (without any reason that also fit Arsenal’s management, which is another story that fans are not taking in consideration), Arsenal should report it to UEFA and I will be more than happy if they freeze Barca out of transfer market for two seasons. Platini can whisper it in Sandro’s ear so he does two fast -NEEDED- transfers and then we can relax for two seasons with the players we have in the first team and youth academy. Thats the best -two years- news for Barca, and everyone else. Beside tabloids.
I have concerns after all this madness that it will leave an impact on Cesc performance. If he stays where he is, he already raised doubts. If he move, the price and effort and chaos that introduced his signing put a heavy load on his shoulders to perform exceptionally (much better than I believe he can actually do).
Posted on July 14, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Ramzi Said,
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Posted on July 15, 2010 at 11:02 AM
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Posted on July 15, 2010 at 11:03 AM