Subscribe to Football Mood
Subscribe to Football Mood
Subscribe to Football Mood by mail

Barcelona finance: A fast Ramble.

11:42 AM Reporter: Ramzi 0 Responses
Football Mood
Q&A

Responding to El Diez question on The offside:

If the club was in such a financial crisis, they shudnt have gone for the Ibra ridiculous ever transfer deal.

Or is it some politics gimmick to showcase Rosell doing something great and is saving the club?
What is really happening here?



This respond is a fast customization for comments I made about this matter on Barcelona Football blog. Soon I may write a more structured post about it.

Let’s agree that no one really knows the facts regarding the financial stability of the club. Laporta and co manipulated the numbers before. Sandro and co are manipulating the numbers now. I will manipulate the numbers if one day-God forbids-I became a board member. That’s something any board at any company does based on the firm interests and strategic plans toward “the others”. But sometimes it’s good to keep it simple rather than being over analytic:

Laporta and co delivered a budget for last season to the assembly. They claimed there was profit. Let’s assume that they were lying. But I can’t imagine that people who approved the board’s budget days before the election were that naive not to figure out there is no money to make coffee for any visitor who may come to the club’s offices this month. Believe me, they would have ridden this wave to the extreme against the continuity candidate. I can understand the presence of cash with unrecognized payable Accounts. But lack of cash? Not at that moment. Later? I will come back to that.

Taking Sandro’s words as the nonnegotiable facts, he said we will take a 150 M loan. He also said we have 89 M for transfers. And he said the club is in a disastrous situation, financially. Well then, for a disastrous situation we need a crisis management with enough wisdom to balance sports needs with the obligations that secure the club survival. A simple T-Ledger can help, putting the bank loans requested on one side and the transfer budget available+Yaya+Chegrnskiy transfers on the other side. Buy no players. Bring the loaned players back home and sell no more players. The Squad will still be competitive enough for next season and you will buy time to make a U-turn in terms of financing. You may not need the 150 M loan this way. Unless if the idea from the first moment was to invest the bank’s money in a project we planned rather than using the Clubs money. A project with ROI being higher than bank interest. Or may be switching some existing debts that have worse impact on the club's finantial stability.That’s not a bad loan then, it’s an investment that doesnt reflect a bad financial status but a growth ambition. But to tell me we can’t pay salaries. We need a loan for 150 M. then you book a ticket to South Africa to pay Wenger 40 M, while bragging that you have 90 M to spend. Thats a bit confusing for me. When you sell a player for 15 M knowing that -regardless of his quality- it’s unlikely to buy another for the same price without making the same risk we made when we signed this one (being untested on highest level). When you say we had to sell Chegrnskiy to pay salaries and urgent commitments then you add the transfer return (15 M) to the transfer budget, then there is something unreasonable to say the least. Which is not a promising start.


All these stories published in the past two weeks about Barca becoming a Portsmouth, and being unable to buy players are pure none sense. It was all “concluded” from Sandro’s acrobatic moves. Still, even if we take Sandro seriously -and I don’t- he was basically talking about cash flow for THIS month. Based on his estimations -had I mentioned that I don’t take him seriously?- everything will be OK afterward…don’t worry…calm down…our Rambo is working on it and he will save the day. You can’t be grateful enough that he rescued you from Laporta the Grinch, nor he wants you to. He feels he was sent to us -mortals- to save our dreams from Txiki the serial killer.

But look at the bright side-how desperate, hah?- I will live in a fantasy bubble believing that Sandro did all that as a part of a master plan to pull the prices of our transfer targets down:”Hleb? Ibra? Chigsomething? Caceres? hohoho mate! you are cutting deep! Dont bring transfers’ history to the table. Will you please please puleazze lower your demands and expectations?! We are miserable now.Look…look at our little boy Iniesta, see how pale he is? We are starving and we need to buy your player! hm…Can’t you manage a discount?”. I know it sounds more as a Rosella Sensi, but if it helps, high five Sandro! As I mentioned before, forget about this Cesc deal. If Sandro brings me an established CB and a DM, I will call him the transfers’ Casanova.

As you see, I am still giving the guy a chance. But soon I will lose my patience if he keep ignoring the instructions book. And when I lose my patience, I cant do a shit, as this guy is still popular enough in Catalunya to ban me from visiting the country!

Barcelona’s current lack of cash –if exists- could be a mix of different factors. The club could (and should) be better financially. But it’s still far from being in the Crisis Sandro Rosell and co try to show. The election’s factor forced Laporta to make a fast shopping tour getting Villa from Valencia with a hope that this will help his continuity candidate. He said that if Barca waited till after world cup they would have paid 20 M more, giving himself an excuse on advance. In fact he was right, but it’s possible that this transaction left a temporary impact on the cash flow level (especially that Valencia needed the money to be installed immediately).

The club requested the 150 bank loan during Laporta’s era, which gives an answer on why the assembly had no problems with Laporta’s last auditing (Noting that Barca has one of the lowest-if not THE lowest- bank loans=€29m). One of the means to pay back the new loan (155 M) in Laporta’s proposal was increasing membership fees. Sandro does not want to increase that fee so he had to come back with another proposal to the bank. That was another reason to delay the whole process, and delay the cash injection.

Sandro is trying to get advantage of the whole situation to damage Laporta’s image, which is not a surprise at all.

For more about Ibra transfer, read the last paragraphs in this article.
Dont forget, if you are sick of Cesc stories, do not worry, this rant may help you a little.



Bookmark and Share

Read more...

Cesc, Arsenal, Barcelona and the Circus of Chaos

6:48 AM Reporter: Ramzi 4 Responses

Laporta leaves the club


Upset, distressed, and sad


He failed to sign the Cesc


He still can’t understand.


He always dreamed to be


The one who set him free


That Catalan hostage who


He promised to rescue.


………………………………



Wenger was also down


When Laporta left the crown


He thought the story will end


There’ll be no Cesc’s trend


No more he can whine


And scream:”Cesc is mine!


Barca is just a spine!


they really crossed the line!”


………………………………




“We’re more than a club”


Hymned the Cules’ crew.


On the same blogging pub


The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”


………………………………



And you really really thought


That’s the end of all the pain


If that’s what you sought


You better think again


Once more they had to meet


And fight for a flesh of meat


The mature Sandro and Wenger


Where showing each other the finger


Sandro grabbed Cesc’s arm


“Wenger! LET-HIM-GO!”


Wenger, like red alarm:


“Never! NO NO! NO NO!”


………………………………




“We’re more than a club”


Hymned the Cules’ crew.


On the same blogging pub


The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”


………………………………



Wenger took Cesc aside


And started to preach with pride


“Remember, you was a child


And your football life was hard


Then I made my magic tap


So you end up on my lap


I spent sleepless nights


So you reach the glorious heights


Don’t dare to leave me now


That’s what I’ll not allow”


Cesc’s respond was clear


A smile, a hug, a tear


“I will never let you down


I will never leave your town”


Sandro called for him


Cesc made a skim


They had a Catalan talk


While Wenger can only gawk


“You listen to me now”


Sandro calmly said


“You will never know how


But your parents will be died


If you don’t return among


people where you belong”


Cesc’s respond was clear


A smile, a hug, a tear


“Save me from my shame


So I honor my Catalan name”


………………………………



“We’re more than a club”


Hymned the Cules crew.


On the same blogging pub


The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”


………………………………



Then a fan who is not a Gooner


But hates the Cules so much


He refused to be a viewer


And decided to stamp his touch


He felt this is a chance


To bash that Barca stance


A team he envied for long


For being attractive and strong


“You are classless” he said


“You should be ashamed instead


My club will never do so


That’s so rude and so low


My club is better than yours”


He’s glad, he finally scores.


From the publics’ rolling eyes


You can figure the facts from lies.


………………………………



“We’re more than a club”


Hymned the Cules crew.


On the same blogging pub


The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”


………………………………



Then an anti-Gooners dude


Decided to give his take


After being rationally screwed


By the Gooner’s football quake


“Your club is titles-free


That’s the best that you can be


You must release the boy


To move where he can enjoy


He is a Catalan man


He is not your slave or toy


He’ll do whatever he can


His dreams you can’t destroy”


He just want Cesc to leave


So the team turns so weak


And the Gooners live the grieve


They caused week after week.


………………………………



“We’re more than a club”


Hymned the Cules crew.


On the same blogging pub


The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”


………………………………



A tabloid posted news


That left some deeper bruise


To win some more views


They had this claim to use:


“A Catalan child was born”


And raised a passive claim


Gooners roared the horn


"Cesc" was the infant's name!


Since when Catalans choose


This name for their child!


And Gooners’ angry boos


“This case should be filed!”


“That’s only Sandro’s fault


He is filling the wound with salt”




………………………………




“We’re more than a club”


Hymned the Cules crew.


On the same blogging pub


The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”


………………………………



A Barca player was talking


Live on "The public" TV


announcing Cesc’s signing


As clear as it could be


An angry bitching Gooner


Was met by a Cule’s smile


He asked him to be cooler


And started to preach in style


“It’s not what you saw


So stop showing your claw


Cheer up for god’s sake!


He didn’t say it, that’s fake!”


………………………………




“We’re more than a club”


Hymned the Cules crew.


On the same blogging pub


The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”


………………………………



“Just remember your time


With pique and with Messi


What a beautiful football rhyme


Then Arsene made it Messy”




“ Here you are the head


There you’ll be the tail!


Who will you play instead?


Xavi or the pale?!”


………………………………



“We’re more than a club”


Hymned the Cules crew.


On the same blogging pub


The Gooners yelled “F**k you!”


………………………………



This ramble will no doubt


continue. It won't end here.


Lots to write about


So stay tuned. Have no fear.


The circus is so “Swanky”


Between the monkey and donkey!



Bookmark and Share

Read more...

Arsenal...Cesc...Barcelona...Cesc...Arsenal...Cesc...Barcelona...Cesc...Arsenal

3:57 AM Reporter: Ramzi 0 Responses

The news of the day: The silly prank that offended Arsenal. I for once, didn’t see it as a funny prank. It’s not funny at all. And keeping in mind that one of the “funny” guys was Barcelona’s captain and one of the most experiences –expectedly mature- players makes it less “hilarious”. Were they drunk? I can’t care less. That’s not an excuse 1) to disrespect another team and offend their fans. 2) Disrespect Barcelona, as the club’s shirt must not be taken that lightly by putting it on a player who is not a part of your team. Do I have to announce that Cesc is NOT a Barcelona player?

This Cesc-obsession is Barcelona's cancer that need to be healed. I dont care if the players and Cesc are living the nostalgia of their childhood every night. I dont care if he text them his tears or they miscall him at every heart beat showing how much he is missed, this nonsense is damaging the club on various levels. Was he a Barca player before? Was he the holly spirit of Barcelona? Was he the long waited Cruyff heir, Pep’s clone, or the one who is supposed to bring independence to Catalonia? I don’t care what he WAS. Because now he IS an Arsenal player. In the same category as Eboue, Van Persie, you name it. He is an Arsenal player as much as Henry is a Barcelona player, so as Messi. Most importantly-again- Cesc is NOT a Barcelona player. 

I won’t be surprised if Puyol and Pique were drunk while having Cesc around. This boy has that alcoholic impact on everyone. His club –I mean Arsenal of course- from the coach (who is very happy about the whole thing as it brings him a good reason to practice his favorite hobby: Whining) but also Arsenal fans who were insane for a while now (and for someone who knows their balanced nature, I can only expect that they were just…drunk). He had the same dizzi-ostic effect on Barcelona from head to toes. A player the club does not need for a price that’s double the selling price of Silva-for example- who is more or less a better choice that we don’t need as well. Management, players, fans, and media (Though Spanish media are genetically drunk) all are rambling with their drums hanged to their necks chanting for the father, son, and holly Cesc.



Bookmark and Share

Read more...

Word: Boring tiki-taka

9:03 AM Reporter: Ramzi 1 Response


The word on the street complains about how boring the Spanish Tike-taka football is. And I have to agree with that. I remember when I was a child playing football with my older uncle in the backyard. He used to dribble the ball around me in circles showing up his dominance. I used to chase the ball desperately trying to win it back. It took me ages to succeed. Then in one moment or two he used to win it back again. That was so.damn.Boring.


Lot of Kamaras' in nowadays football, though not as entertaining... 




Bookmark and Share

Read more...

World cup South Africa 2010: Spain, the new champions

3:35 PM Reporter: Ramzi 1 Response

It’s that same man who lived in poverty for years, a good man. He always had the dream of fame and wealth, but it never crossed his way. Then one day he desperately decided to seek money anyway possible, whether practicing illegal business, rubbing a bank, or anything he can find. It doesn’t matter which path he took, the last chapter was the same, he lost his pride, sold his soul and is serving his period in that narrow prison where life is worse than what he was complaining from.

It’s the same duck that was charmed by the way the swan walk and tried to imitate. The duck failed to walk as a swan, and forgot how she instinctively walks.

Ladies and gentlemen, That’s Holland V.2010

It was painful to watch this team. They wanted this cup so badly that they undressed their football from its respected identity. They wanted this cup so badly that they didn’t hesitate to tackle the opponent on the chest, knee, elbow… shoot from the hip. 

They gambled everything lost everything and won nothing. 

It would have been disastrous if Holland would have won this one. The team of attractive football wins the cup when they gave up their style to play as everyone else. They win against a team that refused to play like everyone else and stayed loyal to their attractive style. That was too much for football god to allow.

Congratulations Spain. Hard luck for Holland. May be next time they can bring back their passionate football that represents them better and makes us appreciate them more.


Bookmark and Share

Read more...

World cup South Africa 2010 Final: Holland Vs Spain

5:40 AM Reporter: Ramzi 2 Responses

Its THE DAY! A new nation will celebrate the world cup for the first time. How fitting considering that its the first time Africa hosts the tournament. The best two football nations that have never won it will meet to decide who will end up being the greatest nation that never won it. It will be a historical day for one side and a heart breaking for another after finally being that close.



Who will you pray for? I am all for Spain, though I always dreamed of the day Holland-not Spain- will win the tournament. Why? Because I was raised to worship the oranges football style. I consider Rinus Michels as my coaching icon. I mourn the 1974 team before and after every world cup for being the team that deserved the title more than any other team that lost it -beside Brazil 1982 may be. Their fans have that cheerful flavor in the stadium. All that being a relatively small country with -also relatively- limited resources. But those who were capable of beating the wild oceans still suffer to beat their bad luck and bring that dear title home.

But not this team. I can go as far as saying this is the worst team to win this title for Holland. Not that they are bad or anything, but there is a concern that this team may cause Holland football the same ruining infection the 1966 world cup winners caused for England. That team became the uncompromisable standard for English football and players were reshaped and evaluated per se. Coaches were struggling to imitate Alf Ramsey to an extreme that any innovative idea faced automatic rejection. And here we are 44 years later, Holland bring a different football approach to the world cup than they used to do, the common one or the so called "realistic". For the first time this team neither tastes orange nor carrot. There is no refreshing juice within. Healthy? May be. But its as good to health as a tablet. You need it, but you never seek it with joy. Its scary to think that if this team wins,  Holland from bottom to top, from amateurs to first division, from youth to superstars will seek more of the same. Current coach already pointed out that "you cant count anymore on luck...Attractive football is a destructive ideology in Holland's football.".  Its not that attractive football is the right way while the rest is wrong. Its just the only different style facing the rest. We need that. Holland 1974 were as close to the title as this team- or even closer. I hope it keep being the same next sunrise.

Spain deserve this one, regardless of laughable stuff you read in the past few days. Its the only team that all the opponents (Aside of Chile may be) were more concerned to stop than to beat. The unique style of play. Being a team with all what the word can express. Not group of individuals with a level of understanding. A team. And with the huge impact total football had on Spanish football -and Barcelona methodology in specific- its just fitting for this Spanish team to defeat this Holland.

I will not get into tactics and systems, nothing to say more than what previously said about the two teams. I will invite you to enjoy this final as it will be a great pleasure for the eye.


Bookmark and Share

Read more...

Golden ball: Who will kick it?

5:51 AM Reporter: Ramzi 1 Response


Soon the golden ball will be handed to one of those dudes sweating in South Africa. I –for the record- do not take individual awards in football that seriously. I can’t see how Mr. forward is better that all the goalkeepers of the world if he can’t do their job better. The golden boot is nice, but why don’t we hear about a golden glove for example? May be a golden something for the best tackler will be nice. Golden socks may be? 

I prefer grouping players, creating categories based on their potentials: Decent, Good, greats, legends or however it suits you to label them. But we all know that’s just boring. It’s not catchy enough to tempt sponsors to finance a ceremony where football categories will be announced, right? So let’s stick to balls and golden and all that blink-y blink-y..

There are lots of names on the table. Some are real contenders. Others are there just for the organizers to “prove” they are not bias to specific leagues, teams, players, nationalities, sportswear brands, etc… But we all know- and they know that we know- they have no chance. The main contenders (alphabetically sorted) are Messi, Sneijder and Villa. And you can bet on others if you want as long as you don’t use my money.

Messi: He had his best season with the club on the individual level. So if he deserved it before, then no doubt he deserves it now. He is more mature now and takes responsibilities. He is becoming more and more team oriented. He scored more and contributed more defensively. He had some stunning performances throughout the season in the Liga and the Champions league. With Iniesta struggling with injuries, Ibra’s adaptation taking its time, Henry being mentally retired from the game, and Pedro still finding his way, it was up for Messi to carry the loads and he did it exceptionally well. His performance in the world cup was not out of this world, but much-much- better than what was written across the globe (Considering the fact that Maradona was a coach serving the opponents). Besides, he will not be the first player who wins that ball without winning the world cup.


Villa: I am happy for this player that he finally started to get recognition. That has nothing to do with his transfer to Barcelona. Right? Well, not sure about that. I can only sympathize with Valencia fans when they see their sold jewelry shining across the globe. He has no doubt led Spain to the final. Great form, great work rate, great dedication and lots of goals. He deserves that golden ball. But is he the one who deserves it most? I don’t think so. There were some other players who achieved a lot this whole year and not only during the summer. Is it his fault that his club didn’t help him? No. But that doesn’t take away anything from those who actually achieved titles or competed for them. We will never know what would have happened if he was at Barcelona last season. Maybe he would have been the only candidate. But that’s not the case. We will know next season though. It’s unfortunate and there is some unfairness, but there are others who deserve it more.


Sneijder: A player I like since his days with Ajax. A kit of skills that makes him serves both as a utility team player and a game changer. I like this type of players (notice that I said the word like twice so far). His time with Real Madrid was like passing through a dark tunnel. I thought that he will be another quality wasted. But then he made his move to Inter where he fits like a glove. He offered them what they lacked since years, a player who can link midfielder with offence. With Ibra leaving the club, there is no more “Kick the ball to Ibra” option. They didn’t need it anyway. Sneijder was more than just “a link”. He became the focal point for the buildup, dictated the tempo, orchestrated the offense, and scored goals when the team needed it most. If there is a player who deserves most of the credit for Inter’s achievements this season (which is not valid after all), it’s Sneijder. There were rumors that Manchester united is after him, and I say that’s a bit too late now. He is just where he fits best and if he stays I can see him taking the flame from Zanetti in the coming seasons as a leader and inspirer. He brought his form with him to the world cup and was the best performer for his team. Tomorrow he will play the final and if he wins it then it’s a deal done. But even if he doesn’t win, I don’t think that should take anything away from him.
As I pointed out, I am against individual prizes. But now that we are there, we must play the game based on fair rules. It has nothing to do with the team’s output, but more with the player individual performance. Saying so, it’s between Messi and Sneijder. If you have to pick only one of the two for your team, the choice is no brainer, which tells you who is better in the general terms. But again, there is a factor to take in consideration: This is a prize for the best player over a specific year, which is a truth that was ignored many times before (naming the injured Kaka last year as a nominee?). Taking that in considerations, the two players performed exceptionally as individuals, but Sneijder was the player who won more titles with his team and he was the man who decided lot of battles leading his teams to tittles (and world cup final so far). My heart is with Messi. My vote goes to Sneijder.


Bookmark and Share

Read more...

Followers